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EMAILED ON February 13, 2020 BY Conor Grant

This week’s weirdest ways to spend money

Ok, so you didn’t knock it out of the park with your Valentine’s Day gift. It happens. But it could always be worse… or, at least, weirder.

Take a moment to enjoy some of the strangest Valentine’s gifts we stumbled across this week:

  • Selfie toaster, $85. If your partner is the kind of person who likes to look at their own face on a piece of toast, then this product is a must-buy.
  • Underwear featuring your face, $19.95 – $29.95. Available for him or for her, these customized undies keep you close to your partner all day long. 
  • 50 Shades of Chicken, $12.79. Some people love romance novels. Other people love chicken. This cookbook is for the latter.
  • A customized bobblehead, $59.95. If your partner has been begging to see a tiny version of you bobbing at them all day… then look no further than this tiny clay figurine.
  • Jerky Heart, $34.99. What’s more romantic than slabs of seasoned beef arranged in the shape of a heart? Nothing, that’s what.

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