We’re MSCHF. You might know us from around the Internet. When we see a system, we’ve gotta break it… and no matter the outcome of today’s historic election, we’ve got plenty of breaking left to do.
Next up: newsletters (or, in this case, The Hustle’s daily email).
For this newsletter, we’ve compiled some of our best tips, tricks, hacks, and fracks featured in our very own flagship MSCHF Mag.
Vol. 3 is now available online and in Barnes & Noble nationwide.
- How MSCHF managed to dominate the internet…with fun!
- Frackin Relaxxin: The sounds of 21st century nature!
- This Foot Does not Exist: Get unlimited free GAN-generated feet pics!
- MSCHF drops an ultrasonic jamming device add-on for your Amazon Echo.
- The hottest trend in sneakers? Throwing them! Here’s MSCHF’s exclusive interview with the guy who threw his shoe at George W. Bush.
|Make it rain|
Is Spotify the UBI we’ve all been waiting for?
One of the big issues on everyone’s mind is how we can get money into the hands of those who need it most.
With stimulus talks on the backburner, millions of Americans are in need of some form of immediate financial relief.
We’ve got just the palliative: UBI (AKA universal basic income) in the form of Spotify plays.
If you’re trying to make money with Spotify streams, there are a few things to keep in mind:
Here’s our gift to you
With one click, our MPFree Money Widget will algo-generate a playlist of music ready to be uploaded to Spotify.
Everything you need is here!
Here’s what you need:
✅ A “song”
✅ Album Art
✅ Uploading Service
✅ A Spotify Account
Here’s what you don’t need:
❌ To be a musician
❌ To be signed to a label
❌ To have an agent
Make $500+ by introing your existing connections to new products
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Step 4: If the client takes the meeting, you get paid.
Plus, Warm Intros doesn’t just score you extra cash — it helps build trust with your clients by providing them with services that solve their biggest problems.
|Pope Master Flex|
Are you caught up on this hot new European trend?
Vatican City is a self-contained city-state within Rome, and is internationally recognized as a sovereign state that can issue its own passports.
Crucially, the Vatican can issue passports at will to any person.
A VC Passport holder can, for instance, enter any of the following countries without a visa: 🇦🇹. 🇧🇪, 🇧🇬. 🇭🇷, 🇨🇿, 🇩🇰, 🇪🇪, 🇫🇮, 🇫🇷, 🇩🇪, 🇬🇷, 🇭🇺, 🇮🇪, 🇮🇹, 🇱🇻, 🇱🇹, 🇱🇺, 🇲🇹, 🇳🇱, 🇵🇱, 🇵🇹, 🇷🇴, 🇸🇰, 🇪🇸, 🇸🇪, 🇮🇸, 🇳🇴, 🇨🇭, 🇨🇦, 🇦🇪!
As migration crises ensue across the world, we have devised a simple solution:
Sadly the Pope does *not* have an email (he received too much spam). However, he does have a mailing address.
To secure your spot on heaven’s waitlist, PRINT OUT THIS EMAIL and mail it to his official address:
His Holiness, Pope Francis
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Well comrades, you’ve made it this far, so we salute you. MSCHF unleashes fresh new chaos on the internet every two weeks — and you can find out about it early on our app.
From all of us at MSCHF, remember the three golden rules:
Catch ya next time!
Here’s how to set strategies to beat your top-of-funnel targets
Does your team need help hitting their sales goals lately? No surprises there — 2020 has been a toughie.
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Join to learn:
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