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WRITTEN BY Lindsey Quinn
Who is Scott Rogowsky?
And are his eyebrows real?
Chips for chicks: Pepsi CEO plans to launch “snacks for women”
Pepsi CEO Indra Nooyi gives the go ahead for the launch of a snack line for women.
Wanna run a 30-second Super Bowl ad?
Great, that’ll be $5m, please.
Blackstone’s back… stone
They’re picking up a majority stake in Thomson Reuters -- Blackstone’s biggest deal since the financial crisis.
Women in China are dropping millions on a dating simulation game
Members of the predominantly female audience have spent millions trying to improve their chances with one of the mobile game’s 4 virtual dreamboats.
ENTER THE CUBE: Wall Box is a clear, soundproof office that solves… what?
After the demise of open office floor plans, soundproofed “Wall Box” pods are the latest experiment in office efficiency.
The AI ‘greaseman’ strikes out on his own
Meet Andrew Ng: founder of Google Brain, former chief scientist at Baidu, and the go-to AI guy in Silicon Valley.
You gotta fight! (DUN DUN) For your right! (DUN DUN) To reeeeeppaaair
Washington joins 16 states in proposing a “right to repair” bill to make it harder for companies like Apple to make devices intentionally difficult (and expensive) to repair.
BREAKING: Mean cat in alley
And other headlines you can expect from Google’s crowdsourced local news.
Ping pools are like ‘dark pools of liquidity’ on steroids
"Dark pools," the secret exchanges that allow Wall Street’s biggest investors to trade behind closed doors, have a new competitor: “ping pools."
Get crypto or die trying
50 Cent filed for bankruptcy in 2015… but he forgot he had 700 bitcoin.
CNN suits can’t cage Casey Neistat
A year after dropping $25m to acquire Casey Neistat and his video platform, CNN is pulling the plug, citing irreconcilable business differences.