Dr. Parik Patel, CFA: The best iPhone 13 memes

The new iPhone has a lot of cameras...

This is a guest post from one of Twitter’s most popular finance parody accounts: @ParikPatelCFA (you can read more of his work at Bullish Studios)


Hey everyone, I’m Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA, Esq.

For those of you who don’t know me, I’m a Chartered Fin-meme Analyst (CFA) and Twitter’s most qualified fintwit account.

Anyways, I’ve been told that I have a particular insight into the world of finance, memes and everything in between.

So the team at The Hustle asked me to share my fave tweets; today is all about iPhones.

Without further ado, let’s get started:


Ok, so the big *thing* this week was Apple unveiling the new iPhone 13.

Spoiler alert: the camera is better.

At this point, what is there even more to improve? They kind of all look the same (granted, still pretty baller).

I think this tweet captures the iPhone “evolution” well:

Ok, technically, the new iPhone has better processing and an extra 2.5 hours of battery life.

This is particularly useful since I’ve started trading crypto and NFTs during the entirety of the 22 hours that I’m awake everyday (as a CFA, I must say, please do your own due diligence).

Anyways, the best part of any new iPhone drop is the memes…and there were some doozies this year:


Yep, they all kinda looking the same now …

…seriously, try to find the difference…

…the new camera is hella powerful, though…

…but all the lenses are starting to look super weird…

…wonder how Steve Jobs woulda felt about it?




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