Let’s keep things moving this Wednesday, y’all. Thankfully, today’s news will keep you on your toes: Unbelievably, Amazon found an even more convenient way to sell your weekly shopping list of onions and mushrooms. And even more unbelievably, Americans spend almost half a billion dollars each year on… pet costumes. Bon appétit, ya filthy animals.
Amazon continues to take over the planet, one banana bunch at a time
True to form, Amazon is cutting prices and speeding up delivery. The ecommerce giant is nixing its $14.99 monthly Amazon Fresh delivery fee, instead offering free 2-hour grocery delivery in more than 2k cities.
Compared with its free Whole Foods delivery offering — which has yielded “relatively little fizz” in terms of market share — the Fresh option promises wider reach, speedier turnaround, lower prices, and more large-brand items. It’s only available to paying Prime members ($119/year), so take the “free” part with a grain of pink Himalayan sea salt (available for delivery!).
Amazon is hungry for more high-frequency shoppers
Amazon may have mastered hardgoods, but perishables are a whole different meatball game, thanks to unpredictable seasonal events and high shipping/packaging costs. Although the ecomm king has a relatively strong footing in the rapidly growing online grocery market, competition is growing fiercer.
Food fiiiiiiiight! Every man for himself!
The market is stuffed with competitors jockeying for a seat at the table via price cutting, customer service, and partnerships (e.g., Target and Shipt).
Many traditional groceries now offer order-ahead pickup as well as delivery, and 3rd-party grocery drop-offs like Instacart are proliferating. Last, we can’t discount adjacent services including meal-based subscriptions (e.g., HelloFresh) and restaurant delivery platforms (e.g., DoorDash).
But the big dawg can afford to invest in the long game
Thanks to its many alternate revenue sources, Amazon can eat the high delivery costs and lower margins incurred by its latest Fresh offering — no sweat. Plus, each new Fresh customer it wins means another loyal Primer who will go on to pay annual fees and shop Amazon’s other categories.
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Video game companies want criminals to stop using their games to launder real-life loot
Valve, the video game developer behind “Counter-Strike: Global Offensive,” announced that players would no longer be able to trade keys purchased in the game’s internal marketplace.
Why? Because, as Valve explained to its users, “worldwide fraud networks have recently shifted to using CS:GO keys to liquidate their gains.”
The games may be virtual, but the criminals are real
Here’s how video game money laundering works: Criminals use stolen money to buy in-game money (or other resellable items) and then exchange it for real, untraceable cash.
In some cases, criminals target players — often unsuspecting, video game-loving kids — by offering deals and other discounts, enabling them to move their cash fast.
And this isn’t the first video game that’s enabled crime
And other games that offer in-game loot have struggled to boot the all-too-real villains from their platforms for years.
It’s not just money laundering, either: Scammers have been busted for setting up complex gambling rings based on video game currencies, too.
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Sexy Halloween costumes are crazier than ever thanks to Yandy.com
Sexy skeleton. Sexy Frankenstein. Sexy Smeagol. We’ve seen ’em. We’ve worn ’em. We’ve loved ’em. OK, maybe not the last one, but we’ve all rolled our eyes at least once living in the sexy hallow generation (h8ers are the best motiv8ors).
For better or worse, risqué choices are the Halloween wear people remember. And the lingerie and costume company Yandy has made a name by taking even the craziest of Halloween costumes to the next level of sexy.
It’s not good enough to be a normal Pumpkin
The Washington Post reports that sexy Allhallows Eve costumes didn’t quite hit the mainstream until Lindsay Lohan’s character in “Mean Girls” showed up to a Halloween party donning an ugly bride of Frankenstein costume, while the cool girls came as scantily clad animals.
Today, consumers looking to let their sexy saddle soar often turn to Yandy.com, which has become a leader in churning out sexy Halloween costume designs. (This year includes sexy Mister Rogers, sexy Beyond Burger, and sexy White Claw.)
The company gained notoriety after they adhered pizza-shaped pockets to a sexy mouse costume — and just like that, you have a sexy pizza rat (based on the viral sensation that same year).
And no sexy stone has gone unturned since…
As many trends do, sexy Halloween wear has become more ironic over the years, for ladies looking to have their costume and wear it too.
The self-awareness shift is a great fit for Yandy’s VP of merchandising, Pilar Quintana-Williams, who told WaPo that she is “98%” sure she could make any Halloween costume sexy.
Unfortunately, that same confidence has landed Yandy in hot water over the years, after putting some less-than-tasteful sexy selections up for sale. But the controversies have yet to make the company take a Halloween hiatus.
As the future of coal darkens, Murray Energy files for bankruptcy
No offense to all the coal-heads out there, but Murray Energy Corp., a coal mining leader founded in 1988, filed for Chapter 11 yesterday.
That makes it the 8th coal company to file for bankruptcy protection in the past year, as the industry continues to get slapped around by greener and more economical energy options, according to The Wall Street Journal.
Canary Coal in the coal mine
Back in the day, coal powered almost 50% of all US electricity. But, as natty gas and renewables become the rage, not even Robert E. Murray, the founder of the company and one of the nation’s last coal barons, could stop the turn (though it sure wasn’t for lack of trying).
This year coal produced around 25% of all US electricity, and is on pace to drop to 22% in 2020, according to data from the Energy Department.
Demand for thermal coal has been declining for about a decade, Benjamin Nelson, a Moody’s coal analyst, told WSJ. But prices really dipped this year, proving just how for realsies people are when it comes to cleaning out the dirty stuff.
The proof is in the coal-colored pudding
Murray Energy, which according to its site “is the largest underground coal mining company in America,” announced it came to a restructuring agreement that involves $350m in new financing and Robert Murray stepping down as CEO.
Despite the fight to stifle the anti-coal movement, Murray’s filing once again shows that the prehistoric vegetation is headed the way of the dinosaur.
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