This was not written by GPT-3

Wordsmiths, get nervous. 

OpenAI, the artificial-intelligence outfit backed by Elon Musk, recently opened up access to GPT-3, a new AI language model. 

It’s so powerful that it can produce text that’s practically indistinguishable from human work.

Psh. Robots can’t write

That used to be true. People fed books and scripts to these programs and generated hilariously bad endings to episodes of Game of Thrones. 

But while earlier models mimicked a human’s vocabulary and writing style, GPT-3 is able to analyze context. One guy used GPT-3 to write an entire blog post, and he was surprised by the quality of the results. 

And that’s not all GPT-3 can do

• It can compose music.
• It can pitch new business ideas.
• One guy tweeted about using it as a therapist. 
• It couldn’t quite get a software development job. Hey, nobody’s perfect.

How do I get my hands on this?

The API currently is in beta, and you have to request access to use it. When the API becomes commercially available, OpenAI will use the proceeds to fund further research. 

We at The Hustle will be nervously watching for future developments. Last week, Microsoft cut dozens of full-time MSN staffers in favor of news curation that’s handled by AI. 

Sam, look away.

Trung’s take

We asked Trung Phan, one of our Trends analysts, what he thought of this powerful new toy. Here’s what he told us — not aided by GPT-3 (or was he?).

In the classic sci-fi movie Terminator 2, the villainous AI Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14am ET on August 29th, 1997. 

That prediction may have been 23 years too soon, but here we are. *nervous laughing*

More seriously, the potential threat of general AI is grounded in something more (seemingly) benign than killer robots (read: The Paperclip Maximizer article and — for a deeper dive — this book). 

The purpose of OpenAI is to ensure the development of AI “benefits all of humanity.” Fingers crossed.

Your chicken nuggets might soon come from a Russian lab. 

KFC just announced a partnership with the Moscow-based company 3D Bioprinting Solutions to test out bioprinted chicken — one of the highest-profile deals yet for the lab-grown meat industry.  

KFC, which will wrap its final experiments with the nuggs this fall, thinks printed meat will become part of its “restaurant of the future.” 

3D-printed meat is going intergalactic

The California-based startup Finless Foods has been trying to use 3D printing to spice up astronauts’ diets. It wants to create cultured fish cells that can be grown in zero-gravity environments.  

To do it, Finless Foods partnered with 3D Bioprinting Solutions. Last year, the two companies sent a bioprinter — plus a set of fish cells — to the International Space Station for testing. 

Pets are going to love it 

Bioprinting has gotten so big that you can now find lab-grown shrimp protein in Singapore and kangaroo meat in Australia. 

But there’s one catch: Most lab-grown meats don’t mimic the same muscular structure of, say, a normal steak. Instead, according to the Boston Globe, they look a lot like mincemeat.

That might make them a bit less appealing to earthbound humans. But you know who is going to go wild for meat mush? Your dogs and cats. 

A number of companies — including Bond Pet Foods and Because Animals — are already racing to corner the 3D-printed pet food market. 

+Bonus deep dive: How exactly do meaty innovations make it to market, anyway? Devour this story on the origins of the flat iron steak to find out.

2015 was a dark time for Panera die-hards. That year, the chain axed one its most beloved lunch staples — the chipotle chicken panini. 

Fans were outraged. So they launched a website, Bring Back The Original Chipotle Chicken Panini, where they encouraged other Panera partisans to call customer support and demand the sandwich’s prompt return. 

“Tears have been shed, glass ornaments have been shattered,” the homepage says, “and Panera has lost hundreds of dollars in revenue from just our team here.”

The wide world of snack revivalists

The chipotle chicken panini is far from alone: Campaigns to resurrect Pizzaria chips, Swiss-cheese-flavored Cheez-Its, and Taco Bell’s Bell Beefer have popped up across Facebook. 

One company, Canadian Candy Nostalgia, has turned it into a business — it’s buying up lapsed trademarks and recreating discontinued foods itself. 

Don’t call them longshots 

Internet campaigns have brought French Toast Crunch, Crispy M&Ms, and Crystal Pepsi back to the shelves. 

But the story isn’t quite as bright for the chipotle chicken panini. In 2016, Panera did relaunch a spinoff of the beloved sandwich — but this time the chain added avocado.

The Bring Back The Original Chipotle Chicken Panini site left a scathing review: “In conclusion,” it wrote, “the Chipotle Chicken Avocado Melt is disgusting.”

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Startup life is about breaking things ’til they’re fixed.

Until we chatted with Waymo’s Julianne McGoldrick, we’d never heard it expressed so elegantly. 

She got us thinking about lessons we learn from our struggles. We asked our Hustle Ambassadors about the rewards that come from taking risks.

Down but not out

Ed W. quit his job and poured his savings into a building supply company. Things fell apart as Ed and his business partner struggled to raise capital. Five years later, they filed for bankruptcy. 

“Lessons learned prepared me for my current GM role with an outstanding company that allows me tremendous freedom,” Ed told us.

Worth its weight in candy and confetti

Brit M. took a job at Halloween City after 5 months of applying for communications jobs.

“I got used to working within a team, prioritizing tasks, sticking up for myself…  and just showing up,” Brit said. Those values serve her well now that she’s landed a copywriting and editing job.

Give her the damn car back

Nicole H. was in over her head after she bought a restoration and construction company. 

On her first day, she said, a project manager shouted that he “didn’t have to &%$* listen to me.” He took off with a company car and didn’t answer her calls.

On top of that, the company was facing lawsuits and cash-flow problems.

Four years later, Nicole has a great team, cash on hand, no lawsuits… and she got that car back.

“I feel like I am just getting out of the tornado where I can actually look around and see the greatness,” she said.

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