What do you do when you’ve had a few too many Bud heavies at happy hour? You ring your friendly neighborhood Uber, of course.
But that means, as a sober person, if you roll the dice on the Pool, it can be downright awful: belligerent yelling, an unwanted hand on the leg, maybe even a dry heave or 2.
Not to worry though, according to a patent application seen by CNN. Uber is working on a plan to detect a user’s drunken behavior before they get into the back seat.
The system, described by members of Uber’s Trust & Safety team in 2016, tracks how someone normally uses Uber’s app through AI — if they commit typos, their walking speed, and the rate at which they drop their phone.
Essentially it’s a keystroke system that notifies drivers if you’ve been drinking, but also your every move during the walk of shame.
But, of course, notifying a driver beforehand could set a few liabilities in motion: Like, as The Verge hypothesizes, motivating a driver to decline picking up Sloshy McSlosherson, which, to the wasted, could be code for, “You’re too drunk, drive home instead.”
Of course, this product is in its early stages — or should we call it the pre-game?