You’ve probably heard that Mike Bloomberg is spending a lot of money on his presidential campaign. (If you haven’t, we hope the rock you live under has WiFi and good snacks, at least… ).
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But don’t let him have all the fun!
Just because you don’t have a $64B fortune doesn’t mean you can’t find ways to spend egregious sums of your hard-earned spoils. Here are a few ideas:
- LEX, the Wearable, Bionic Chair, $399. If all of your friends just don’t seem to have enough chairs, it’s time to take matters into your own hands with this slick-looking exoskeletal chair.
- A night at a Jungle Bungalow, $1,070. If merely visiting the zoo during the day is too pedestrian for your tastes, splurge on this overnight luxury package. It lets you put on your PJs next to a random assortment of (surprise) lions, cheetahs, tigers, or Malayan sun bears at a luxury villa in a private zoo in Australia.
- Cyberphone, $5.9k. This Tesla Cybertruck-inspired iPhone is the only phone you’ll want to be seen FaceTiming Elon Musk with in your new ride.