‘I need some great mermaid names for my charter boats’

Last week we invited you to slide into our DMs, and almost 300 of you wrote in with questions. We got some crazy ones, and here’s our 1st installment:

“I need some great mermaid names for my charter boats. My company name is Salty Mermaid Beach Boats.” — Gabriele from Clearwater Beach, FL

Here you go, Gabriele. Hope you enjoy a pun…

• The Sea Suite
• Crypto Current Sea
• Knot Safe for Work
• Out of Of-Fish

Sincerely,

The Hust-Shell

Have more names for Gabriele? Submit them here and we’ll publish the best ones next week.

And remember, our door is always open: keep asking The Hustle. Extra points if your question makes us LOL.