We asked our readers to reveal their AIM screen names (and their current job titles) as a sweet send off to our glorious middle school refuge, and proof that life gets better.

Now we’re we’re counting down our top 20 submissions. You’re welcome:
20. Jordan “pinkpisces05” F. — Influence Marketing Manager
19. Eric “Ej2kool” M. — Builds financial software
18. Brian “EatinPeaches247” S. — Business Development Specialist
17. Alexis “Sweettruffle22” D. — Social Media Specialist
16. Nick “XxRoboSlayerxX” B. — Electrical engineer
15. Ashley “festisha412orgy” (because she loved the band Orgy) S. — Senior Marketing Manager for a Fortune 500 company
14. Zach “lickthelollipop” G. — Business Psychologist
13. Trisha “CASHinApig” K. — Corporate Communications Specialist
12. Bree’Anna “hotmamasexii13” A. — Ad Operations Specialist
11. Alon “SkaterPunkAss420” S. — Business owner
10. Carley “0x0_raver_baby_0x0” C. — Account Executive
9. Leroy “blueboy1818” F. — Banker
8. Phung “ohoneyoopshit” V. — Head of Marketing
7. Megan “munkis_rok” G. — Digital Marketing Specialist
6. Jacqui “Nitemareslayer23” M. — New Product Introduction Support at HP
5. Ben “Foxyxgrandpa” D. — Research Associate
4. Nick “DorkusMalorkus” K. — Software Engineer
3. Zachary “BALLCRUSHER69” S. — Product Manager
2. Alise “PAME1005” (Princess + Angel = Me 100%) S. — Insurance Market Analyst
1. Anthony “FrostedDragon182” S. — Business Development Manager